// maybe partying will help?

what? i can wash my own butt.

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—	caren connecticut

When I tell you to get Oreos, you should know by now that that means double stuffed Oreos, has five years taught you nothing?

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—	Parm Connecticut on matters of the heart.

not having butter sucks

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—	Parm Connecticut on butter.

Parm: Oh god.
Me: What?
Parm: You just make me tired.

If you liked it, you should’ve put a donut on it.

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—	Parm Connecticut

We should have a destination wedding and make everyone go to Delaware.

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—	Parm Connecticut

No. Liquids confuse me.

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—	Parm Connecticut

…make sure the m&ms don’t get all cockeyed.

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—	Parm Connecticut